December 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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krz: buggy taking the longest leak in the history of anime
krz: dad saying
krz: "we're watching one PEEce"
krz: i'm crying
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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disturbancesignal asked: Send this to ten people or more that you care about and adore ☆(⌒▽⌒)☆ ✿ ♥
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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10 places to visit in Japan
sora-no-woto: Tokyo        2. Kyoto      3.Miyajima    4.Aokigahara    5. Okinawa    6.Matsumoto Castle     7.Osakajo Osaka Castle    8.Kasugayama Primeval Forest    9. Hokkaido
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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My dog is snoring
Dec 29th
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animeboobies: other girls: me:
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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