December 2011

• friend: i got an A on my calculus test
• friend: i got a hot boyfriend
• friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
• me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made

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#haaaaaaah

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#zoro #one piece #fanart

I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

• Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
• Him: whatever
• *as I turn to walk away*
• Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
• *i turn back to the table*
• Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
• *i leave and come back*
• Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
• His friends tipped me $20

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Play

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Today at the movies

• Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
• Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
• Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
• Ticket Seller: I don't-
• Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
• Ticket Seller: Sir I-
• Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
• Ticket Seller: That-
• Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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Play

2:52

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#of course adventure time is in here

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#random #kee is definitely s yup

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#one piece #cp9 #lucci

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