a story about two babes and a gross old lady

disgustinglemonade:

by ness and myself. its not finished but its still rad

You gotta admit me and Anna are kind of amazing/incredible/awesome at MS Paint stories

Vee ruins meals

  • Anna: OH time to eat pie
  • Vee: Ooo go eat that pie, gurl
  • Vee: shove it in your mouth
  • Vee: then chew it sexily
  • Vee: and swallow it slowly
  • Vee: savouring it
  • Vee: then it'll be inside of you.
  • Vee: pahahah
  • Anna: Waughgh
  • Vee: yeah girl, massage that meat pie in your mouth with your tongue. swirl your tongue around that meat, gurl
  • Vee: KAJSHF AHHAHAHA gross
  • Anna: GOOD THING THIS PIE IS SUPER DELICIOUS AND DOESNT LOOK LIKE A PENIS
  • Vee: LOL laughing like a tard here HAHA
  • Vee: swallow that meaty goodness.

Beautiful love story between a prince and a potato - By Anna and Vee

Vampire Sex

  • anna: why would she want to be with edward
  • anna: WHY
  • anna: GOD
  • anna: she cant even have sex with him
  • anna: he's cold as fucking ice
  • anna: omg imagine having sex with an icecold penis
  • vee: haha more like having sex with a popsicle
  • anna: cocksicle.

The Highlights of drunk Anna

  • [Anna starts talking while im having dinner]
  • Anna: KAJFKAJDGKJGLDSAGLADSLGJSFKLGKSDJGKLSGJ
  • Anna: GSKAEJKFGJ
  • Anna: ADGKJSDKGJ
  • Anna: WHAT IS WORKDS
  • Anna: baby doint loen ivj
  • Anna: vit
  • Anna: me
  • Anna: ini mre
  • Anna: u atr evr thib
  • Anna: i vant ven spepll
  • Anna: what is my had even
  • Anna: i like big butts i and i vant not lire
  • Anna: mhy oter brother canr deny
  • Anna: and tmye dnad ai myandadnocne dint sANWAR
  • Anna: wyny
  • Anna: aenan
  • Anna: in nhace
  • Anna: i cant spell
  • Anna: hel0t me
  • Anna: help me
  • Anna: WHAT
  • Vee: ..WHAT IS GOING ON?
  • Anna: HELP ME
  • Anna: I CANT RTYPE
  • Vee: ..WELL DONT TYPE THEN
  • Anna: I ASM SO BBASD
  • Anna: HAHAHAHHAQHA
  • Anna: HEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
  • Anna: HELP ME
  • Anna: OH My GOS
  • Anna: what is happening
  • Anna: wine
  • Anna: why
  • Anna: ehay
  • Anna: i hsaver
  • Anna: i svhr had a wbottleof wine
  • Anna: ambotlle of winr
  • Anna: bottle of winr
  • Vee: ............
  • Anna: wone
  • Anna: wine
  • Vee: Well done
  • Anna: whu vaennssa
  • Anna: peeing
  • Anna: together
  • Anna: me
  • Anna: are
  • Anna: you
  • Anna: help
  • Vee: just go lie down or something
  • Vee: im not gonna pee with you
  • Anna: noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • Vee: NO
  • Anna: NIGHE
  • Anna: CAUSE I LPOVE HYOU
  • Anna: NOWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  • Vee: SHHH BABY SHHHHhh
  • Anna: I CANT SEE STERAING
  • Anna: WHAT IS lOVE
  • Anna: VAGTRE DINT HUDT ME
  • Anna: what is typw
  • Anna: IHVE TO PEE
  • Vee: im having such a hard but derpy time reading your stuff
  • Anna: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Vee: THEN GO.
  • Anna: I HAVE TYP PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Anna: ITS OCUPADO
  • Anna: CANT
  • Anna: CANEESSA
  • Anna: HEP ME PEE
  • Anna: HELP
  • Anna: WHERE IS MY PEEE
  • Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Anna: NEVER
  • Anna: HAHAHHSAHHDHHAHDGHTHFJD
  • Anna: eeeepEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Anna: LOLOLOLOLPOOLOL
  • Anna: POOOOL
  • Anna: lets make lut
  • Anna: put
  • Anna: out
  • Anna: lets make puts
  • Anna: outs
  • Anna: let do it now
  • Anna: right now
  • Vee: I dont want to make luts or puts 8(
  • Anna: where is the keyboard
  • Anna: i sepleed that right i am amaxade
  • Anna: puts
  • Anna: ur a cunt
  • Anna: where am i
  • Anna: what is wine
  • Anna: i ahte all
  • Anna: hate
  • Anna: all
  • Anna: everthing
  • Anna: hate everthing

What the hell are you doing, dragon skeleton. Are you ok.

Anna let me put you in my pocket and carry you forever.

  • Anna: this msn window with you in it feels cozy and kind of like my internet-home

posting again because i miss my broseph

SOB.

Anna stop being so adorable.

  • Vee: watchu doin' gurl?
  • Vee: picking on your teeth?
  • Anna: yeaaaah, my teeth are itchy.

Roce.

  • Anna: I like potate
  • Anna: and roce
  • Anna: roce
  • Anna: roce
  • Anna: roice
  • Anna: AUGHUAHGIH
  • Anna: rice
  • Anna: is rice a word
  • Vee: rice is a word, anna.
  • Anna: YEHAHHHHHHH MWELL I LIKE ROCE
  • Vee: anna
  • Vee: rice.
  • Anna: rice.
  • Vee: good job.

Anna, the king of typos.

  • Anna: AKJNGKNDgkn theres an ant on my screen
  • Vee: LOL again
  • Anna: Not anymore, IT DIED HAH
  • Vee: AW
  • Anna: inside my house they are animies
  • Anna: lol enimies
  • Anna: emein
  • Anna: wait
  • Vee: ...PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  • Anna: enenyem
  • Anna: nevermind
  • Vee: AREYOUSERIOUS HAHAH
superyaoi:

Tumblr Crushes:
veeking
toxcatl
zawehzaweh
paranoidsquid
lowenmahne
fine-dandy
zaltys
narcissus-narcosis
releaseyourbeast
Look at all this quality !!
Veebro is first place. Naturally. BD

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. BD Oh yes.

superyaoi:

Tumblr Crushes:

Look at all this quality !!

Veebro is first place. Naturally. BD

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. BD Oh yes.

  • Anna: well youre a poop
  • Anna: and a retard
  • Anna: and I have to sleep now so HOW ABOUT THAT
  • Anna: you howbag
  • Anna: boe*
  • Anna: hoe*
  • Vee: ....

Emo tits.

  • Anna: I wishhh I ha d an emoticon that coudl escpelain my emotints
  • Vee: EMO TINTS
  • Anna: emo tits????????????????????????
  • Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO